Take one of these...
Ride it around a bit on Inverary Station until you fall off...
Spend a bit of time with these people...
Who will take you to this place...
And you will end up looking like this...
Yep, that's D's left shoulder you're looking at. Nice huh? And yep, it's definitely as sore as it looks, if not more so.
Verdict: Broken collarbone. But not in the centre of the bone, where people usually break it... It's broken right at the end where it meets the shoulder. Where it takes longer to heal apparently. Lovely. Anyone want a motorbike? I hear that there's one for sale.....
