Monday, June 8, 2009

Try this on for size...

I read about this, so thought I'd give it a try.... You put your first name in google, followed by the word needs, putting them in quotation marks (eg "Becky needs"), and see what pops up...

Here's my top 10 picks of what I need (apparently):

10 - Becky needs a nose job (WTF?)

9 - Becky needs a co-star (oohh, I'm a star?)

8 - Becky needs a psychiatrist (who told them!)

7 - Becky needs to find something to wear for Saturday (Neat, where am I going?!)

6 - Becky needs a hug (awwww)

5 - Becky needs three cups of herbal tea (swiftly followed by a trip to the toilet me thinks)

4 - Becky needs her pants changed (SO not true)

3 - Becky needs implants (NOT!)

2 - Becky needs the help of river pirates to free her brother (mmm, pirates? brother? wtf?!)

And my personal favourite....

1 - Becky needs a home. Becky came to the SPCA as a stray 7 months ago. She had been found tied to a tree in a local park. When she first came to us she was in a highly distressed state. She would howl and bark for attention, and bite her lead almost uncontrollably. This, of course, has meant that it has been hard for us to find a home for her. However determination and training has paid off, her behaviour has vastly improved in her kennel environment and she is now much more controllable when out and about (Good to know, ROFLMAO!)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Right, now someone else try this and give me another laugh... it's funny!

4 comments:

Viv said...

Ha Ha Ha! Sounds like you've responded to training! Tou'll have a new home in no time!LOL!

topkatnz said...

well of course you need to see a psychiatrist after being tied to a tree, and consorting with river pirates ... and that nose job and implant surgery, might just get you adopted ...

mandyb said...

that is so so funny... i am gonna do it too

Sarah Mary said...

Classic!! I'm going to do that right now!